Day 2..

July 8th, 2008

Day 2 started out great and ened great. we woke up around 230..and went to breakfast around an hour later. things so far are amazing, the women are AMAZING! they are all worth a night with us..haha. the people are nice as hell. our room has a sexy look over the harbour. the CN tower is astonishing at night…the whole city looks awsome at night. We met 3 cute british women on the bus to Toronto…they stayed in Niagara last night. I talked to them for most of the time and got the number of the one chick..Liz. today i tried to contact them/…no response back. Andy called them and we had to gett the coubnntry codes and shit to call the UK cellular devices. we called and sadly their phones cant make international phone calls. Bastards..haha

i am off to bed now..later kids.

The Chronicles of Pong Balls

July 8th, 2008

What a day, what a day! Our first full day in Canada with any sort of sleep in our systems turned out to be one hell of a day. Most of our days began around 1PM with the exception of member Eric Watt, whom took it apon himself to work out in the early morning. First we found a bank, which is incredible compared to any US bank I have ever been too, and unlike the united states banks the bank tellers were happy, just like most of the people I had the oppurtunity to meet today. After the bank we ate breakfast at some restaurant (I can’t remember the name) where Eric Watt started his day of “flirting” with any woman possible. He tried to eye rape the waitress, but things did not work out unfortunately. Next we started to search for ping pong balls. We entered the mall and the first thing that  came to my mind was, “Holy fuck this place is larger than Valerie’s Vagina”. In any case, we entered the mall for only ping pong balls, but ended up empty handed until the last store we went to. Fucking ping pong balls, and only one store in the mall had them, fucking incredible, but it made the day fun trying to find them. We finally got all of the alcohol we needed for the day and were ready to go….

After getting back to the hotel, the drinking began, and holy hell I am feeling the results right now haha. We played 3 or 4 games of pong and just drank for fun, but the blueberry vodka is really hitting me right now. We also swam drunk, and it makes you feel alot better than sitting around =) Anyway, this is long, too long so i’ll shut the fuck up. Were having a hell of a time, the country is beautiful, and the people are incredibly nice. I love it here.

-Jordan “The Canadian Ambassador”

Our room smells like blueberries..

July 8th, 2008

Toronto is an amazing city. We drank for a few hours tonight and headed out exploring. At some point we ate at a chinese woman’s shop but I don’t really rememeber. I’ll upload some of the photos I took today tonight.. they’re delicious. More to come later. Hockey Hall of Fame and possibly a Jays game and more binging tommorrow night. Awesome.

Our blog broke…

July 7th, 2008

So, here’s a new one.

Just got back from the liqour store, and we’ve got our stuff ready for night number 2.